Thats it. I'm officially done for. The men in dark suits and mirrored sunglasses are going to lock me up for good. What chance do I really have? It all started when I decided to renew my New Zealand student visa. I didn't think much of it at the time, but New Zealand requires me to submit a copy of my criminal record (or lack thereof) as a part of my visa application. In order to do this, I had to submit a copy of my fingerprints to the FBI to keep my good name clear. I'm certain that they've already flagged me as a potential terrorist -- I mean I've checked out library books in the USA such as The Monkeywrench Gang by Edward Abbey, Dude Where's my Country, by Michael Moore and Ishmael by Daniel Quin, though I'm pretty sure that the last one makes me a crackpot rather than a terrorist. Anyway, with the PATRIOT act providing my subversive reading habits, my prints on file, and my clear intentions to spend time in [gasp] liberal leaning New Zealand, I probably shouldn't even bother going back to the USA. Doesn't it bother anyone else that Fuhrer Bush has blocked the nsa phone tap inquiry? How can that action be anything other than a cover up? Who stands to lose by disclosing that information? Its not like its all that difficult to get a warrant for a wiretap anyway -- especially if the persone who you want to listen to is actually suspicious.
I don't think I have much time to write now. I thought I saw this black suburban with ultra tinted windows following me earlier, and now there is an unmarked white van outside the building. I don't think that the FBI would do anything to me while I am in New Zealand, but perhaps I aav favfgklj;fdsa
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24 July 2006
Next Stop: Guantanamo Bay
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Brian-I'm actually here at Gitmo already, what did me in was the fact that I rented "Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War On Journalism" 4 times, and "Walmart: the High Cost of Low Price" 6 times. Don't be fooled, by all the red, Netflix is one of the biggest supporters of the Bush administration. Don't be fooled by all the "politics" in the media. The corporations own everything, and they decide who stays and who goes. Just keep shopping at chain stores and you'll be fine. I actually only got my computer access because I have Target stores fighting for me, based on the fact that I've spent the equivalent of the GNP of some small countries there over the past couple years. Just a heads up to you, from one subversive to another...
Brian Seth Miller we are currently hot on your trail. I have been personally assigned by the Great President of this Great Country to hunt down and capture you for crimes against the state - specifically 'free-thought' and the pursuit of knowledge. It wont be long now until i will be hurling my ninja stars at your dingy. I will warn you these stars are carefully assembled from the rib cages of 27 baby seals. You and your dingy dont stand a chance. My other skills include - but are not limited to - super fast ninja sprinting, super hot flame shield, and the super deadly 'touch of death'...and oh yeah, i have a #5 Gun so if all else fails i will just shoot you. Consider youself warned...
Brian be careful how you talk about the pres. You don't know who lookes in. One man went to jail for sending the Pres a death threat. Going to N.Y. this week end with Linder and Donald for Benjie's wedding.yhtn we go to Amelia's wedding Sept. 1st. I know I'm using this like email, but I don't know if you get my email. Love you Mema
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